The spam subject lines? Little boy trapped in balloon; Boy-balloon-madness; balloon kid’s full story; Balloon boy died; Little boy trapped in balloon; Balloon boy died; balloon kid’s full story; Boy-balloon-madness; Drama with balloon(exclusive).
I missed the balloon boy drama, because I was on the road the day it was all going down. Also, I don't own a TV. Thankfully, through the magic of spam, I am able to make my own mystical, magical connection to the balloon boy saga, if not to to little Falcon Heene himself. Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity, Canadian Pharmacy! It's true; spam can bring us together.
And thank you, McAfee TrustedSource, for giving me something to blog about today. My work here is done.